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    <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:35:10 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>iPimp Begins first Major Marketing Push with iPimp Infomercial</title>
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	  <description>Less than two months after acquiring the world’s largest hooker-client remittance company, iPimp announced today its plans to release an infomercial touting the many features and benefits of its flagship software product which shares its name with the company.</description>
	  <pubDate>Wed, 02 May 2007 15:35:11 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>iPimp Purchases PayPimp</title>
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	  <description>In an announcement today,
G. Peter Pretorius, CEO of PayPimp (NASD: PYPMP) shocked Wall Street when he disclosed that he and the board of directors had agreed to be acquired by software giant iPimp (NASD: IPMP).  The announcement did not surprise law enforcement officials who arrested Pretorius later in the day on charges of repeated jaywalking.</description>
	<pubDate>Sat, 03 Mar 2007 22:12:05 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>iPimp Closes Penngrove Offices, Relocates Bangalore</title>
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	  <description>iPimp announced today the closure of  its research and development office in Penngrove, California and that it was relocating all non-administrative positions to Bangalore, Indiana. iPimp’s base of operations will continue to be run out of August Deveraux’s basement in San Francisco, at least for the interim.</description>
	  <pubDate>Mon, 25 Dec 2006 12:34:13 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Major Airline Joins iPimp Family</title>
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	  <description>iPimp is both pleased and excited to announce a new partnership with Braniff Airlines.</description>
	  <pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:11:50 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>iPimp and Drug Giant Pfizzle Reach Agreement</title>
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	  <description>iPimp and Pfizzle are changing the world through innovation and making elderly men happy everywhere. Innovation that allows a 90-year old man to perform like a teenager thanks to Pfizzle's little "Blue Pill." Working with Pfizzle, iPimp can now enhance the beneifits of this medical breakthrough, while at the same time improving the lives of "working girls" everywhere.</description>
	  <pubDate>Mon, 26 May 2006 22:30:40 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Strategic Partnerships Announced</title>
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	  <description>iPimp is proud to announce two strategic agreements that will continue to propel iPimp into virgin territory. Hookers United for the Handicapped (HUH) and the National Association for the Advancement of Retarded People (NAARP) have joined with iPimp to deliver goods and services to the special people in our communities.</description>
	  <pubDate>Sun, 12 Feb 2006 14:39:30 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>iPimp Reveals New Features</title>
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	  <description>iPimp continues to strive to enhance the product with even more exciting features to meet the needs of its clients – from the hooker on the street, to the pimp living in a tenement building amid the urban jungle, to the businessperson seeking companionship on the go. iPimp has created a revolutionary way for the client to interact with other clients and their lives are never the same.</description>
	  <pubDate>Wed, 14 Dec 2007 04:21:20 GMT</pubDate>
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      <title>Famous Inventor Announces New Software</title>
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	  <description>August Deveraux, III announced iPimp, a revolutionary piece of software that will change the pimping industry, and more importantly, the world.</description>
	  <pubDate>Wed, 09 Feb 2005 11:35:10 GMT</pubDate>
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